Kelvin

tellittoreadersdigest:

daveyourementalanyway:

pagan-wartune:

how-far-to-asgaard:

therockwhore:

goatkult:

quecomeceachacina:

Bitch please, it happens a lot when a boy tells me this

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my mom went grocery shopping today. I asked her to bring back some carrots; she said she couldn’t find any.

now I know where they all went

you bastards.

you and your carrots. try asterisks. they are more flavorful.

(Source: phinalthoughts)